SNOWMAGGEDON TO HIT DORSET: TEMPERATURES PLUMMET AND SNOW SET TO CAUSE CHAOS!

Dorset residents, brace yourselves for the worst news ever as BBC Weather predicts an impending snowpocalypse! The county is set to be plunged into a winter wonderland nightmare as temperatures plummet over the coming days. According to the weather forecasting service, some areas of the county are set for a dusting of snow and sleet on the evening of Tuesday, March 7. But that's not even the worst part, folks. The temperatures will be bitterly cold throughout the day, with highs of just six degrees and at its lowest, it'll be minus three outside.

The forecast predicts that sleet will begin to fall at 4 pm in Dorchester, with light snow predicted at 10 pm. Weymouth will be hit with sleet from 5 pm until 11 pm. Bridport and Lyme Regis are also in for a treat, with sleet from 4 pm-10 pm, with snow predicted at 11 pm. And, hold onto your hats, Portland residents, sleet is set to fall from 5 pm until 11 pm.

This apocalyptic weather forecast is enough to make even the hardiest of Brits cower in fear. But, wait, it gets even worse! The MET Office has issued a long-range forecast stating that there is an increasing chance of it turning more unsettled later, with spells of rain or snow becoming more likely. Brace yourselves, Dorset. The end is nigh.