Munt's Morsels: The Market Cafe Dorchester

I recently had the misfortune of dining at the Market Cafe in Dorchester, and I must say, I was thoroughly disappointed. The full English breakfast I ordered was a disaster from start to finish.
Firstly, the egg was so salty it was inedible, and the entire dish was swimming in grease. The bacon was undercooked, the sausage was bland, and the black pudding was lacking in flavour.
But the true icing on the cake was the cook's haircut. I have never seen such a stupid haircut in all my years of dining out. It was as if the cook had no respect for themself, let alone their customers!
In short, the Market Cafe in Dorchester is an establishment that fails to meet even the most basic standards of dining. I cannot recommend this restaurant to anyone. One star, if I'm feeling generous.